Portis – penitent and perlexed

Clinton Portis recently expressed regret that he’d made comments trivializing dog fighting.In a May 21 interview with WAVY-TV in Norfolk, Portis said of accused dog fighter Michael Vick, “It’s his property; it’s his dogs. If that’s what he wants to do, do it.”

After a firestorm of public criticism, Portis backtracked, stating, ” “I didn’t know it would affect that many people, didn’t think what I said was that offensive….I’ve never been into dogs, never dealt with dogs, don’t like playing with dogs. But at the same time, there’s a lot of people who are crazy over pets.”

It seems Portis just doesn’t know how to spin very well. What he’s made clear by his latest comments is that he doesn’t find dog fighting offensive, but he’s sorry he opened his mouth because there are a lot of crazy pet lovers out there who found his comments offensive and said so. Portis has revealed the lesson he’s learned from all this.

“From now on, I don’t comment on nobody.”

You’re a stand-up guy, Portis. Just please stand far, far away from me

Author D. Capp holds an M.S. in medical science (biochemistry and genetics), a bachelor’s degree in biochemistry and molecular biology, and a law degree.